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“Gay’s are too precious to risk at war,” this incredibly reputable news source reports. “Their fragile minds should not be exposed to the horrors of war.”


The picture below is a screenshot of the Jackhammer app I have on my iPhone. Why do I have it you ask? Well, it all comes back to this news article about a woman who died using a jackhammer is a giant dildo:

I don’t know why she did it… But now whenever there is an akward silence I can pull out this app to remind my friends just how exciting homemade sex toys cam really be.